CHOPS: The Trailer

Sometimes you just got to grow them out (2008).
The Drama Queen
Zombie Majority
Future House
Damn You, Recession
A Valentines Day Carol
The Dinner Party
Tech Support
The Time Traveler
Damn You, Batman!
Star Trek Rap
Internet Intervention
Chops: The Trailer
Emo Song
The Hot Farts
Games Conference
Kids A Champ
Koko the Gorilla
Internet Party
The Coat
Super Smash Bros. Theater
You Got Me
Porn vBlog: Episode 2
Sharon and the Girls
The Interrogation
The Pimp
Pool Sharks
The Ballad of Tiggy
Porn vBlog: Episode 1
Agents of Cracked
Genius Camp 2009

Are you sick of your skin freezing at night and burning during the day? Tired of staring at everyone's red, raw nipples all the time? Isn't it about time someone invented something that allowed you to cover your filthy body?

Well, someone did, and that person is the Muskets! Merch Shoppe! Not only will our shirts cover your shame from the sight of God, they'll place large, colorful designs on your chest area to warn other humans that you are dangerous, and to be avoided.

If you've got a favorite sketch, chances are we've got a shirt, cap, pin or thong with some line or something plastered all over it. And unlike other shirt stores, by buying Muskets! Merch, you're directly supporting struggling artists, rather than a faceless conglomerate.

Although Cafe Press does get roughly eighty-five percent of the proceeds. And we usually spend the rest on California burritos and Stoli. I'm going to wrap this up while there's still some interest. Rummage through our virtual chiffarobe!