WORDS
Cracked — A great humor site; they host some of our videos.
The MQ — The UCSD satire newspaper where Abe and Mike both cut their comedic teeth.
Eat This, Internet — Kyle Irion waxes philosophical about topics that don't deserve it.
Shadow64: Danny Mastrangelo shows you a good time.
The Bartender: Dan O'Brien tells you a thing or two about bartending. It's a short novel.
Kafka Lives in Maine: The personal humor page of Cracked blogger and TAM! Superfriend Wayne Gladstone.
Yankee Pot Roast: A warm, hearty, delicious stew of patriotic hilarity.
James Joyce's Dirty Letters: The naughty confessions of a literate man.
VIDEO
Laughworks: Easily the finest improv/sketch group (not to mention web design team) anywhere on the intertubes.
UCB Theatre: The improv school Abe, Mike, Brett and Ryan all go to.
Abe's Clip Blog: These are a few of Abe's favorite things!
Lasagna Cat: "You cannot eat a purse. A purse is not food."
POYKPAC: A bunch of incredible guys and gals making funny for little money.
Olde English: Another up-and-coming sketch group.
Black20: One of the web's better attempts at putting together a true Internet comedy "channel."
Britanick: Two men with the fortitude of a luxury cruiser and a name like one too.
Greg & Lou Present Lou & Greg: A two-man comedy team that may well be an inopportunely named four-man comedy team.
Scott Gairdner: Scott Gairdner directing Scott Gairdner in a Scott Gairdner production.
Picnicface: A great Canadian sketch group.
Tremendosaur!: A few young dudes who basically do what we do all day.
Good Neighbor: Sketch comedy made with wholesome intentions and righteous conduct.
Horsehead Businessman: Some good guys.
Quiet Library: A sketch group for the ages.
PICTURES
Achewood: The continuing adventures of a rich alcoholic cat.
Dinosaur Comics: The same comic, rewritten five times a week!
Perry Bible Fellowship: An adorable comic full of horrifying things.
In RBG We Trust: A great designer who likes dudes.
Rice Boy: A super-cool fantasy epic webcomic released a page at a time. Yay frustration!
After blasting your comedy receptors with a dose of Muskets! sketches, it can be hard to transition back to normal life. It's recommended that you engage in an activity rated at no less than eight fun units immediately afterwards or risk "the comedy bends." Symptoms of the comedy bends include depression, disorientation, rapid, sudden bone loss (the humerous specifically) and shrieking.
In case you're unfamiliar with the Chapelle Fun Unit rating scale, here are some approved post-Muskets! activities for you to safely enjoy.
Skittles Vodka: A how-to guide on making Skittles vodka, the only known way to actually vomit a rainbow.Zorbing: These people will seal you in a giant plastic ball, and all you have to do is fly to New Zealand!
Watch Peter Gabriel Zorb: Slightly less fun, but also less likely to end in you drowning in your own urine as you scrabble at the inside of a plastic ball.
Todd Schorr's Art: Click around the gallery until you either feel yourself going insane or reaching enlightenment. Proceed to the Skittles vodka.
Order a Top Hat: Because nothing spells "fun" like overdressing for your hearing with the foreclosure people.
Now that you've attained a relatively normal level of funification, you're free to go about your normal business. Please repeat this process whenever you have watched, are planning to watch, or actively choose not to watch a Those Aren't Muskets! sketch.
