are the fresh scent of tomorrow blown on the breeze of innovation. They are the dawn of a new era in entertainment!
 
Rise up and be counted amongst the pioneers of future paradigms! The architects of a fabulous age! O denizens of the coming epoch, stand strong for new schools of thought, new methods of procedure, new criteria of success!
 
For sketchetainment!
 
For comedrama!
 
For TAM!
Resistance is futile. All beats will be assimilated.
Myspace finally gives up on the internet.
Sometimes you just got to grow them out.
If you don't watch this video, we will cut ourselves.
The results of this band meeting could very well change the face of rock forever.
The greatest minds of the late 70's determine our childrens' futures.
Jeremy expresses himself creatively.
You know, gorillas are smarter than dolphins.
The only house party being described as a series of tubes!
It's glitter! For your vagina!
Jake makes a big speech at work!
TAM! Reveal their homophobia and are never heard from again.
Abe plays a hilarious prank. What a joker!
Get ready for another thundering orgasm because here we go again!
Geoff's big-titted girlfriend ruins poker night.
Friends don't let friends not wear sleeves.
WHERE IS THE GIRL?!
An ace daddy and his dame use her keen gams to put the make on a mug.
Some unexpecting friends are sharked by some poolers. Bravo!
A foolish young druggie discovers his salvation in the unlikeliest of places.
A game among friends takes on sinister dimensions.
The Heavy Metal tale of the hardest son of a bitch ever to walk on four legs.
Our own Michael Swaim gives you all what you so desperately want.

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