HEY! WHERE'S THE NEW SKETCH?
It's the question every sketch troupe gets asked most frequently, and one they seldom answer. Well, let it never be said the Muskets! are afraid of the truth. And guys, the truth is, a time paradox caused our new sketch to get uploaded to Youtube... in the year 2026!
We swear that this is the reason there's no new sketch. It is NOT because we got drunk and played Apples to Apples: Bible Edition all night. I don't care what Matt told you; it's all filthy lies.
As we scramble to try and navigate these labrynthine timeholes and recover our lost sketch, please enjoy the rest of our sketches, presented for you here without commercial interruption in glorious HD. Enjoy them now, before the Media Wars of 2019 replace HD with HHHD and you've got to get your codecs licensed by the Council of Eight.
It's a shame too. It was easily the funniest sketch we've ever made, and now no one gets to watch it except our past selves and those who survived the 2012 disaster. Not the Mayan apocalypse; the Roland Emmerich movie.
In case you're looking for some solid comedy to jazz up a lagging party, brighten an otherwise miserable existence, or just wile away a rainy afternoon, we've taken the liberty of watching a shitload of TV and synthesizing the finest in programming through a precise method known as "our opinions." In other words, here's some funny stuff that we think you may like and, more importantly for our indie cred, may not have heard of yet:Peep Show - The worst friends ever live in the same flat. They so happen to be the kings of awkward comedy.
That Mitchell and Webb Look - The same guys have a sketch show that is better than we are.
Spaced - The people who brought you Shaun of the Dead in their first original series.
Stella - Ditto, but from the guys who brought you Wet Hot American Summer.
Mr. Show - Probably the best iteration of the "fluid sketch comedy" idea. Try it; you'll like it.
Home Movies - Adult Swim's forgotten gem.
Clerks: The Animated Series - There's only six episodes, but they're all better than Clerks II.
Superjail! - Drugs, violence, cartoons and other great things as well. Tex Avery reborn.
The Venture Bros. - The best designers in the business. All dressed up as Johnny Quest, golly!
Once you've watched all those, get back to us and we'll move on to books, comics, movies and video games. Maybe one day we can be the SAME PERSON!