HEY! WHERE'S THE NEW SKETCH?
It's the question every sketch troupe gets asked most frequently, and one they seldom answer. Well, let it never be said the Muskets! are afraid of the truth. And guys, the truth is, a time paradox caused our new sketch to get uploaded to Youtube... in the year 2026!
We swear that this is the reason there's no new sketch. It is NOT because we got drunk and played Apples to Apples: Bible Edition all night. I don't care what Matt told you; it's all filthy lies.
As we scramble to try and navigate these labrynthine timeholes and recover our lost sketch, please enjoy the rest of our sketches, presented for you here without commercial interruption in glorious HD. Enjoy them now, before the Media Wars of 2019 replace HD with HHHD and you've got to get your codecs licensed by the Council of Eight.
It's a shame too. It was easily the funniest sketch we've ever made, and now no one gets to watch it except our past selves and those who survived the 2012 disaster. Not the Mayan apocalypse; the Roland Emmerich movie.
Like what you see? Want to give back, but feel like most charities are just elaborate scams created by the illuminati/reptile people who run the world government? Well, first of all, your suspicions are dead on. And secondly, why not give back to your favorite struggling comedians, the Muskets!
Here are some things YOU can do to feel like you kind of know us (even though you don't, and never will because we are too important):
Subscribe to our Youtube Channel: The more subscribers, the more ad revenue we get. The more ad revenue we get, the less often we have to rely on our parents for cocaine money.
"Like" our College Humor Vids: The CH audience hates us, but with your help, maybe one day they'll like us. That's it; that's as much approval as you can get there. Help us get it!
Fan us on Facebook: Declare your love for the site in front of everyone, proving once and for all that you're comfortable with the person you've become, and they can all just go fuck themselves.
Pay It Forward: Have a friend who could use a laugh? Spread the word! Send that link! Embed that video! Refer to us as "the greatest sketch troupe you're not watching" at parties or in your nationally syndicated entertainment column.
It may not sound like a lot, but we survive on word of mouth, as long as that word isn't "meh." Do these things, and earn your place in the inevitable TAM! Laughocracy of the future. You can be Pope!