approve the following nicknames for regular use:
 
Abe - "Ape" Epperson, Poon-peenie, "Gorilla" Epperson.
 
Ryan - Mop Top, The Lambaster, Chuck Norris' Opposite.
 
Lara - Pukey McGee, Ass Shackles, Big League Chode.
 
Brett - The Human Oven, Puff'n'Stuff, Mr. The Human Oven, Dr. The Human Oven, esq.
 
Brian - The Abs, Hey Meat, Republican.
 
Mike - Brian, Brett, Ryan, Lara.
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