are now on Facebook! Although, we just call it "the Face," because it's way cooler if you say it like that.
Geoff's big-titted girlfriend ruins poker night.
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I'm Lucky Florida Doesn't Have…
Or there'd be a whole state of trogloditic sex fiends hunting me down for the horrible things I said in today's front page Cracked article about how…
Scientology Explained
This video I did for Cracked combines two of my favorite things: overdubbing and the Pure Moods song Adiemus. Enjoy the liberal use of both, and Digg…
S.M.I.C. III (Live Sketch…
Long ago (check this blog's voluminous backlog for more details) I cut my teeth on the mean streets of live sketch comedy performance. And that street…
Folk Music for the Digital Age
My uncle, Andrew Calhoun, has finally put some of his music online, and there's no way I can let that kind of joy go un-shared. He's a folk singer…
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